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Jul 2, 2014 / 4 notes

Things Zelda has eaten

My baby recently started showing interest in “food,” so despite the fact that she was only just over 4 and a half months old, I started steaming and mashing up food for her. I’ve been feeding her each food for about four days — not so much to avoid allergies, since those are fairly rare — but more to get her accustomed to each food. I also haven’t given her any fruit except for banana (did not like) yet. So here’s what she’s eaten so far, starting on (I think) June 17th. So far she definitely favors anything green.

1. Sweet potato 
2. Banana
3. Green Beans
4. Zucchini
5. Butternut Squash
6. Peas
7. Leeks - I added a tiny piece of potato to this before I pureed it to make it smooth.
8. Broccoli

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May 17, 2014 / 1 note

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May 3, 2014 / 2 notes
the saddest 420 :(
May 3, 2014 / 2 notes

the saddest 420 :(

Apr 25, 2014
Apr 23, 2014 / 1 note
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Mar 26, 2014 / 183 notes

thisistheverge:

Greetings from Planet Facebook
You blink and open your eyes to a fantastic new sun above your head. You’re laying in a field of tall grass, but in the distance you hear sounds of machinery. The city. As you lay there, a blimp begins to float into view, its bulbous shape painted in the striking cherry red and stark white ripple of the Coca-Cola logo. “Go Offworld with Coca-Cola today!” bellows a voice from a loudspeaker high above your head. “The adventure of a lifetime awaits… and all you have to do is say yes!” Offworld huh? You haven’t been off of Planet Facebook yet — that could be fun. You raise your hand to the sky, pointing a clenched fist towards the blimp above. You extend your thumb upward, offering your endorsement of Coca-Cola. A simple thumbs-up. A like. Sound and light surges around you as your body is levitated, up, up, up into the sky, into space, across a lightfield of stars, planets, and massive ships. You speed towards a blue, mysterious planet, full of secrets, adventure, the unknown. Adventure awaits… and my god you’re beginning to feel thirsty. Coke is it.

In the meatspace, a QuenchTube pipes in fresh Coke through a small nipple in your mouth. Yeah, that’s better.

0.0001714 in Bitcoin is subtracted from your account.

Welcome to the internet. Facebook’s internet.

Mar 12, 2014
joekeatinge:

same
Feb 28, 2014 / 13,325 notes

joekeatinge:

same